Sooooo, Game of Thrones last night:
Sansa: "I wuv you, you so hot, we gonna have babies, OMG I like your pinnn."
Loras: "Bitch, you cray-cray. That's totally a brooch lyke wtf don't you know anything oh my goddd."
Sansa: "Oh."
Loras: "WANNA GO SHOPPING?"
Sansa: "OOOOOH we can pick out my wedding dressssss"
Loras: "OMG YES"
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Wednesday, March 13, 2013
"Plague Inc." Game Developer Manages to Get Gig at the CDC
My latest OneMinuteNews piece --
"Plague Inc." is one of the most popular games on the mobile market, letting you create diseases and use strategy-based gameplay to kill off the human race. But is the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) REALLY inviting the game's developer to play scientist and lead lectures at their facilities, sans any kind of medical training?
Friday, March 8, 2013
PETA vs. Ubisoft Fued Over Assassin's Creed 4
My latest OneMinuteNews piece --
PETA publicly scolds Ubisoft for "glorifying" the act of whaling in their upcoming release, Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag. PETA calls it "disturbing", and Ubisoft counters with undeniable reason.
Monday, March 4, 2013
"SLENDER: The Arrival" Will Make You Cry
My latest OneMinuteNews piece --
In 2012, Parsec Productions created a cult-like gaming phenomenon with its free survival horror game, "SLENDER". After giving us all nightmares and a need for intense therapy, the Parsec team is back with a promising sequel: "SLENDER: The Arrival".
You can get instant access to the playable beta now, by preordering the game for $5, here:
http://www.slenderarrival.com/
The full game ($10 after release) comes out March 26, 2013. Prepare to wet yourself. Repeatedly.
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