Cut the Mullet!!!

Jed sent this to me. Yes. Cut the mullets, guys.





PS, this song is amazing.

Miley Cyrus's 9-yr-old sister launching kids' lingerie line???

I just caught wind of this.

 

Seems like every time we hear about Noah Cyrus she's doing something totally innapropriate for her age.
Whether it's dressing like a dominatrix for Halloween, skipping around a pole-dancing pole or performing the totally un-PG hits 'Smack That' and 'Tik Tok', we suspect this nine-year-old could easily notch up more scandals than her big sis by the time she hits her teens.

The latest news that's got us scratching our heads and wondering, yet again, 'what were her parents thinking?' ...little Noah is set to become a lingerie model.
She'll be teaming up with her pint-sized best friend Emily Grace to launch a children's lingerie collection for 'Ohh! La, La! Couture'.

--From http://celebrities.ninemsn.com/

To which I respond with:

That is all.

(If you don't get the joke, don't worry. It just means you're more of a decent human being than I am.)

'...tools for the hole world.'

Took this photo near Lake Jackson, Texas.

Is there some inside joke I'm missing here, or was the guy who came up with this slogan completely illiterate?


Anyways, I went to the local shooting range recently, eager to try out a new Springfield 1911 and some other firearms. I really enjoyed it and put up some photos:




And uploaded several other new photos to my Myspace.

The History Channel's gonna LOVE me...

...just because I've elected 'Doomsday' as my faux last name.

According to Current TV, the History Channel has become completely obsessed with the end of the world. Hm, it almost seems like they want us to ACCEPT Armageddon. Gee, that's funny. Especially if someone's planning on causing a similar scenario in order to get people to do what they tell them.

Buuuut anyways, I thought this was somewhat entertaining.




In Apocalypse Man's defense, I agree with him that life could someday get that dangerous. Hell, maybe even someday soon.

But guys, if there's gonna be an End of the World any time soon, I think it'll be caused by the world governments, not nature.
Jus' sayin'.